17: the handbook
do you want to be happy? do you want to be calm? do you want to lose weight, fall in love, or get rich quick? the answer is #zen.
this book contains 17 ways of #zen: simple practices that will reveal to you the way of #zen. the villagers sometimes called them meditations, and they sometimes called them games. sometimes they called them practices, but the guru called them adventures.
each adventure leads you down a different path of #zen. and when you walk the path of #zen, you will be happy, successful, wise, and strong.
how much does it cost?
"if everyone were to read this handbook," the guru said, "all of the world's problems would be solved. therefore, i am making it available for whatever you are willing and able to pay."
"even nothing?" a student asked.
the guru replied, "even nothing. however, if you pay less than you think the handbook is worth, then you will receive less #zen than you need. pay nothing if that's all you can afford, but pay more if you can. the more you pay, the more you will commit yourself to #zen, and the more you commit yourself to #zen, the better you will be."